June 2012
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deadderby asked: Mandy, from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, only much less gravelly.
what kind of voice do you hear when you read my... →
vriska:
vriska:
i knew someone who reads my post in gary busey’s voice but i have a feeling that’s not a common voice.
this is making rounds again so go for it
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Strikeupthesky: The Wrong Knife →
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The Wrong Knife
(An excerpt I read from my Chemistry textbook, originally from “Coroner” by Thomas Noguchi M.D.)
Dr. Thomas Noguchi, the renowned Los Angeles coroner, was performing an autopsy on a young man in his twenties who had been stabbed to death. A Los Angeles Police Department homicide detective entered the room, carrying a brown bag that held the fatal weapon. “Do you...
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fuckyeah-zeldagifs:
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May 2012
122 posts
During our final senior meeting.
Principal: Now if you all behave well I'll let you get out of here early.
Me: Oh finally, parole!
